It was late, I was tired. All the motel were full. So I called a hotel chain. "I sthere any place with a vacancy along the highway I'm on?"
"Not in the highway," the woman said, checking on her map, "but I've got one just off it."
"How far off?" I asked.
"About an inch."

-Vern Miller

Heavently Cat

Our pet cat, Bob, died because of old age. So I put him in a box and bury it at the backyard. My 5 years old son seems to be upset from the lost. My wife roll her hand over his shoulder tries to comfort him.
“Don’t be sad dear, I sure Bob place is in heaven where nice people are living. He sure meet you grandpa and grandma over there.”
“That what I’m worry about,” he replied. “They would sure send him to hell if he broke their vase again.”

-hishamsmz

ATM machine

My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community collage. On his first night of the class, he start chapter on banking. During his course of the lecture, the subject ATM's came up, and he mention that, on average, most machines contain only about $1,500 at the given time.
Just then a man in the back raised his hand. "I not trying to be disrespectful," he told my father, "but the machine I robbed had about $5,000 in it."

-Jennifer Johnson

Next life pregnancy?

I was in my nine month pregnancy and feeling very uncomfortable. On top of everything, my pleas for sympathy seemd to go unnoticed by my husband.
One day I told him, "I hope in your next life you get to be pregnant!"
He replied, "I hope in your next life you get to be married to someone who's pregnant!"

-Patti Cook

My husband met me at the doctor's office for my routine checkup, and fro there we dicided to go out to eat. Since we had driven in two seperate cars, I arrive at the restaurant first.
"One for dinner?" asked the hostess.
"No," I replied. "There will be two of us in just a minute."
When I saw the panicky look on the hostess's face, I realized I had forgotten about my appearance. Anybody could see that I was at 8 1/2 months pregnant.


- Loann K. Burke

Honest Tattoo

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand and hand these days. I wasn't surprised when one of my daughter's friends showed me a delicate little Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don't tell my parents," she begged.
"I won't," I promises, "By th way, what does that stand for?"
"Honesty," she said.

- Linda Singer

Wish This Could Be True

Troblesome Upgrade

Over the years I have heard my share of strange questions and silly comments from people who call the computer software company where I work as a tech support telephone operator. But one day I realize how absurd things can sound on the other end of the line when I heard myself say to one caller, "Yes, sir, You must first upgrade your download software in order to download our upgrade software.

- Carlos Mejia

My husband working for a high-tech company that uses a robotic mail-delivery syatem. The robot make a mail stops by following a clear painted line on the hallway floor. Recently the line had to be recharge by appliying special paint. While it was drying, signs were posted warning, "Please don't step on the invisible line."

-Joellen Badik

After shopping at the busy store, another woman and I happen to leave at the same time, only to faced with the daunting task of finding our car in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able to locate my car easily.
"Wow," the woman said. "I sure could use a gadget like that to help me find my car."
"Actually," I replied, "that's my husband."

-Kathy Behrenbrinker

Another 70's performance

When a storm blew in around our cruise ship, an older women on deck struggled to hang on to her hat and keep her skrit from flaring up at the same time. My wife ran over to help. "Should I hold your skrit down?" she asked.
"Forget about the hat," the woman yelled. "I've got an 85-year-old body. The hat is brand new."

-Mike Drea

Since I am a busy mom of four, I rely on my children to help me out with everyday chores around the house. One day, I was running around trying to get the children and myself ready, when I suddenly realized it was trash pick-up day. So I handed a bag of garbage to my sleepy seven-year-old son and told him to toss in the trash bin on his way out the door.
Glance out my window moment later, I saw him wearily boarding the bus. He was carrying his backpack, his lunchbox and a big white bag of garbage.

-Lynn Parejko

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
"I was just asking her a question," the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask m," the teacher tersely replied.
"Okay, do you want to go out with me friday night?"

- Tracy Maxwell

70's Dance by Hotel Staff

During the home renovation, my granfather was watching me drive in nails. "You hammer like lightning," he said.
"Really?" I replied, flattered.
"You never strike the same place twice."

- Dave Lockett

Unhealty Reunion

I had a chance meeting with an old school mate in a cafe. We sat down and were having a lovely reminisce until he suddenly started going on about how happily married he was. The shift in the conversation perplexed me until I looked down.
The leg I'd been rubbing my itchy skin against wasn't the table's. It was his.

- James Mason

Business Mind Women

A businesswoman is sitting at the bar. A man approch her "Hi honey," he says. "Want a little company?"
"Why?" asks the woman. "Do you have one to sell?"

- Carolyn A. Stradly

Managing Kids

I overheard my nine year-old on the phone with a friend discussing a computer stimulation game. The game involved creating a family, a house for them to live in, and so on. My son, an old hand at the game, gave this warning: "Whatever you do don't get kids. They don't bring in any money, and all they do is eat."

-Nicole Kauling

Lost Pilot

Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport. As we approach the runway, the pilot came on the intercome: " For those of you who are not familiar with the area, this is Lubbock, Texas."
Then he pause. " And for those of you who are familiar with this area, I think this is Lubbock, Taxes."

-Darrel Burton

Why you must read first

Source: Reader's Digest

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Source: Reader Digest

Lifeguard salesman?

My buddy applied for a job an insurance salesperson. Where the form requested "Prior experiance," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it, nothing else.
" We're looking for someone who can not only sell insurance, but who can sell himself," said the hiring manager. "How does working as a lifeguard pertain to a salesmanship?"
"I couldn't swim," my pal replied.
He got the job.

-Tedd C. Huston

Late at work

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies,"Why? What happen at 8:30."

Animal Jokes

Living in the household with eight indoor cats requires buying large amounts of kitty litter, which i usually get in 25-pounds bags-100 pounds at a time. When I was going to be out of the town for a week, I decided to go to the supermarket to stock up. As my husband and I both pushed shopping carts, each loaded five large bags of litter, a man looked at out purchases and queried, "Bengal or Siberian?"

-Judy J. Hagg

Internet Jokes

My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who trully lives, eats and breathes computers. I finally realize how bad it has gotten when i was scratching one day.
"No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down"

-Christine Ayman

Animal jokes

A little girl walk into my pet shop and asked," Excuse me, do you have any rabbits here?"

" I do," I answer, and leaning down to her eye level I asked," Did you want a white rabbit or would you rather have a soft, fuzzy black rabbit?"

She shrugged. " I don't think my pyton really cares."

-Cindy Patterson

As my promise.

As my promise, I'll add few more benefits of laughter. See below:

MENTAL BENEFITS
* Relaxation. Laughing relaxes all of your muscles, releasing pent-up tension from your body. Try it after a particularly tense-filled day at work or home.
* Distraction from Pain. If you're experiencing pain, laughter can help to take your mind off your circumstances and provide some temporary relief. In fact, it can even reduce the actual pain because laughing releases endorphins that are just as effective as equivalent doses of morphine!
* Improves Thinking Skills. When you laugh, both sides of your brain are affected. This improves comprehension and your ability to learn, which suggests that kids who laugh a lot will do better in school. Engage your child in a tickling session every evening. It just may be the thing you're looking for to see your child's grades improve!
* Reduces Stress. Laughter boosts serotonin which, in turn, can ward off depression and anxiety or simply help to lift your spirits and turn around a bad mood.
So the more you laugh, the healthier you'll be and the better you'll feel. The best part is that laughter is contagious. If you have a hard time finding things to laugh about, hang around with funny people or those who you see laughing a lot throughout the day. Soon you'll find yourself laughing along and reaping the benefits that come with it.

Source: Goarticles

I think that's it for now. There are still more but you can find yourself inside google. Bye for now and happy laughing.

Hello everybody, welcome to my new blog

I always believe the power of laughter. It certainly overcome your sad and moody day. Several reseacher around the world come out of several benefits of laughing. I've pick up an article mentioning on how laughing can do to good to your health;

PHYSICAL BENEFITS
* It's good for your Heart - When you laugh, you're taking your insides for a jog. In fact, some research has shown that a good belly laugh is equivalent to several minutes on a stationary bike or rowing machine. Besides exercising your abdomen and diaphragm, you're also giving your back and facial muscles an aerobic workout.
* Lowers Blood Pressure. It seems that many people with high blood pressure are often tense and serious. But lightening up a bit by laughing can lower that number. This isn't to say you should trade in your blood pressure medication for a stack of comedy DVD's. But laughing sends oxygen enriched blood and nutrients through your system which will certainly help to bring those numbers down even more.
* Boosts Immune System. Laughter produces antibody-producing cells that help to keep you healthy. Laughing continuously during flu season, then, is a great idea!

Source: Goarticles

There are lots more benefits and I will mention it on my next posting. Bye for now and happy laughing.