Lifeguard salesman?

My buddy applied for a job an insurance salesperson. Where the form requested "Prior experiance," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it, nothing else.
" We're looking for someone who can not only sell insurance, but who can sell himself," said the hiring manager. "How does working as a lifeguard pertain to a salesmanship?"
"I couldn't swim," my pal replied.
He got the job.

-Tedd C. Huston

Late at work

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies,"Why? What happen at 8:30."

Animal Jokes

Living in the household with eight indoor cats requires buying large amounts of kitty litter, which i usually get in 25-pounds bags-100 pounds at a time. When I was going to be out of the town for a week, I decided to go to the supermarket to stock up. As my husband and I both pushed shopping carts, each loaded five large bags of litter, a man looked at out purchases and queried, "Bengal or Siberian?"

-Judy J. Hagg

Internet Jokes

My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who trully lives, eats and breathes computers. I finally realize how bad it has gotten when i was scratching one day.
"No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down"

-Christine Ayman

Animal jokes

A little girl walk into my pet shop and asked," Excuse me, do you have any rabbits here?"

" I do," I answer, and leaning down to her eye level I asked," Did you want a white rabbit or would you rather have a soft, fuzzy black rabbit?"

She shrugged. " I don't think my pyton really cares."

-Cindy Patterson

As my promise.

As my promise, I'll add few more benefits of laughter. See below:

MENTAL BENEFITS
* Relaxation. Laughing relaxes all of your muscles, releasing pent-up tension from your body. Try it after a particularly tense-filled day at work or home.
* Distraction from Pain. If you're experiencing pain, laughter can help to take your mind off your circumstances and provide some temporary relief. In fact, it can even reduce the actual pain because laughing releases endorphins that are just as effective as equivalent doses of morphine!
* Improves Thinking Skills. When you laugh, both sides of your brain are affected. This improves comprehension and your ability to learn, which suggests that kids who laugh a lot will do better in school. Engage your child in a tickling session every evening. It just may be the thing you're looking for to see your child's grades improve!
* Reduces Stress. Laughter boosts serotonin which, in turn, can ward off depression and anxiety or simply help to lift your spirits and turn around a bad mood.
So the more you laugh, the healthier you'll be and the better you'll feel. The best part is that laughter is contagious. If you have a hard time finding things to laugh about, hang around with funny people or those who you see laughing a lot throughout the day. Soon you'll find yourself laughing along and reaping the benefits that come with it.

Source: Goarticles

I think that's it for now. There are still more but you can find yourself inside google. Bye for now and happy laughing.