When a storm blew in around our cruise ship, an older women on deck struggled to hang on to her hat and keep her skrit from flaring up at the same time. My wife ran over to help. "Should I hold your skrit down?" she asked.
"Forget about the hat," the woman yelled. "I've got an 85-year-old body. The hat is brand new."

-Mike Drea

Since I am a busy mom of four, I rely on my children to help me out with everyday chores around the house. One day, I was running around trying to get the children and myself ready, when I suddenly realized it was trash pick-up day. So I handed a bag of garbage to my sleepy seven-year-old son and told him to toss in the trash bin on his way out the door.
Glance out my window moment later, I saw him wearily boarding the bus. He was carrying his backpack, his lunchbox and a big white bag of garbage.

-Lynn Parejko

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
"I was just asking her a question," the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask m," the teacher tersely replied.
"Okay, do you want to go out with me friday night?"

- Tracy Maxwell

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