ATM machine

My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community collage. On his first night of the class, he start chapter on banking. During his course of the lecture, the subject ATM's came up, and he mention that, on average, most machines contain only about $1,500 at the given time.
Just then a man in the back raised his hand. "I not trying to be disrespectful," he told my father, "but the machine I robbed had about $5,000 in it."

-Jennifer Johnson